Bored on a primmy lot on the Caledon Sea
Made a green Estate, to keep the airways free
Rezzed him a woods, so's he knew'd every tree
Found him a Bahr-cub to keep him company!
Gnarleee...Gnarli-hotep! He's the guy we're singing bout here!
Gnarli always felt he should treat the critters fair/
So he took it off to Steelhead, and they set to drinking there/
Then over to the brothel ,where he pushed it up the stair/
It went up the steps a cub, and came down a bear
/
Gnarlee..Gnarli-hotep! Is buying another beeer!
He Paddled back to Caledon a-when the evening fell/
A-running into banks, being drunk as hell/
Opened up the door and was hit by a smell/
And an angry mother bear who was waiting thar as well
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Gnarlee...Gnarli-Hotep! Is Hidin' up in a tree!
Gnarli's Av: Stop!!!!! I've had it! Post after post of these ridiculous situations!! These posts should be about your experience in SL, what you've learned, not just contrived narratives, right?!!
Gnarli's Av: You could post about the fun you're having- your rediscovery of Tombstone and how much it's changed, or the great Skating party at Kittyswitch and how much fun that was..Or for heaven's sake, the adoration you feel for Miss Kiralette and how you you are filled with bliss every moment you spend with her! These are real posting subjects, not Keanu Reeves, bear-debauching, or a senile old coot spouting!
Gnarli's Av: Well, I've had it!! I insist that you start posting about items of of relevance and stop making me look like a fool!!!
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Princess Gnarlikitti was a kitty with a very special secret...
8 comments:
*FWUMP!!!!*
*falls off her couch laughing*
Oh my, Dearest... this has got to be a perfect example of why I adore you:) This is hysterical!!!!
*hides a smile behind her hand* Nice try there Mr. Abel....I wish you luck on getting your narrator to keep from putting you in such situations! :-D
I'm not sure what is scarier: the off-key singing that I'm sure goes along with the song or Princess Gnarlikitty.
*falls into a coughing fit from laughing so hard*
*almost chokes on her tea*
One of the funniest things I've seen in weeks, Mr. Abel.
Oh my God and Goddess! You are hilarious! A little twisted, perhaps, but definitely hilarious!
OH MY WORD!
Didn't your mother tell you it is not nice to make a Duchess choke on her morning whisk...er...I mean...coffee?
Funny funny stuff!! You, sir, are a brilliant man!
As my sister would say....ROFLMAO
THAT was good.
Oh my God, Mr. Abel, I could NOT stop laughing while reading this!!! Whoo! So funny...
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