Thursday, June 14, 2007

Misc. Fashion Adventures

I would be remiss if I would not record a few of the fashion crazes that have late swept through Caledon and Steelhead, or at least journal a few of my experiences with the fads of the day, for instance-

Likely as a recruitment tool for the nascent Caledon navy, a Pirate-clothing craze swept through our lands some weeks ago, culminating in a wonderful ship-board ball, proceeds raised for charity, with some interesting offers volunteered to raise funds. I was able to attend the lively ball a short while, and as it was better documented elsewhere, will only touch on my misadventure..

As the crowd grew on deck, and my movement was jostled, I found myself reeling out of control..



..Ending up falling below-decks, where I continued dancing with a new freedom of space there in the Hold, cheerfully overhearing the conversation above! Miss Kiralette, wondering at my absence, was kind enough to come searching for me..



We ended up Jigging in the captain's room, his bed a springy sort, and comfier than the hard decks to our weary feet..




Another fashion popular is that of the Doll form. I decided to investigate, Kira and Darkling and Qli being avid fans, they had told me of a doll show up-coming. My snaps differ from theirs somewhat, so I wonder if I was at the same show, but here they are:







Lovely garments, well made and fashionable! I really don't see what all the Linden fuss is about.


Finally, a note on Hats.

It has been in vogue to don a new type of hat, that with a live animal worked in...I am happy to say I have joined the vanguard of this trend, as evidenced by the following group shot, where also Lady Kiralette shows off her bunny chapeau, and Lady Darkling a Crustacean creation-



Ah, the sacrifices to fashion! But my next chapeau -it may include a Turkey instead of chicken. Much more ornamental, I would think. If the style catches on, twill be easy to produce them, as we have a plentiful supply here in Kittiwickshire, it seems.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Cold Dark of Day

In the smoky confines of the Champagne Room, onstage, the crooning rat-packer wannabee winds down his song as he achingly sustains a final note-

"...gaaaaa-aaaa-aaa-arrrrrrr!"
"Yes! Thank you!"

Scattered clapping greets the end of the song, as the performer gazes at the audience.
"Thank you..for that polite smattering, very kind!"
"Burt Bacharach has given us so many wonderful gifts, he's such a talented gentleman, and a dear personal friend of mine!"

"You're a great audience, I gotta tell ya! Now I'd like to continue my homage to the many themes of James Bond, or a section I call..choppin' Broccolli!, ho ho!"
He winks at a lady in the front row who stares back blankly, the joke lost.

"Er..Coughing up Fleming?..No?"

"Anyway, Here we go with a big number from the sixth movie "Cold Dark of Day" and..as this was written for a dear personal friend of mine, I hope I may do it justice...."

As the strings swell the performer begins....









"Ty, you're very kind! (My tab is at the bar!)"

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Now, Somewhere in the Black mountain hills of Dakota..

On my journey across the Great Republic in the summer of last year, I had heard rumors of an El Dorado to be had, a-hidden in the land of the Sioux Nation, deep in the Dakota Territory. As unlikely as these tales seemed, I found several parties of good character who also agreed that they had regarded these legends as having some kernel of truth, and, with this kindling of faith, I pondered the draw of riches enough to not only to regain and maintain our family's estates, but also to act in charitable fashion for the remainder of my days. As my sojourn to the Silver mines of Sigil had not yet been planned, and my route from my current stopping place in the rivertown Prarie du Chein (at the confluence of the Mississippi and Ouisconsoin) being, as I thought, shorter and likely less ardous than that to the Bear Republic; I so persuaded myself to investigate these rumours as far as I was able. Therefore, with a weeks preperation, yet packing lightly, and with some store of ready bank-notes, I saddled my trusted steed Johnny Thunder and lit out for the Black Hills of the Dakota territory.





Finding halts at trading posts, storehouses and the like, I made my way quickly through the grasslands of Mankato and into the Dakota plains. Many days camp later I saw a rift far away in the earth, as the walls of grass fell away to sharp jutts, painted colors, and curious formations- The Badlands, as they are called. These I took care to avoid, water and game being scarce there indeed.



After some time I came to the sleepy hamlet of Wall, where I decided to restock my provisions and seek some gentler shelter to re-envigor myself and return my steed to his normal constitution. I sought out a Hotel or Highway house to meet my needs.



At mid-day the town was nearly empty due to some local crisis I yet had no ken of; but, being used to the solitude of the trail, I payed this little mind.




I found a Hotel and prepared to shelter Johnny. Above, I spied a doll avatar, like those now seen as fashionable in some quarters of Caledon and Steelhead, peeking through the upper stories of the Hotel, and looked forward to pleasant company at the dinner-hour.



Unfortunately the rooms here were much too squalid for my liking. Having been some time in Chicago and Boston, when off the trail I found I required some measure of sanitation within where I would lodge, should I be paying a premium price. Therefore, after cleaning my boots off of the gifts of the trail, I recanted of my room to the keeper, that I would seek lodging elswhere, as I am sure as any of my delicate readers would have done in my straits.



Later, with a need for rooms and a the thirst of the trail to subdue, I found a public house, and held hopes of a fine beefsteak and ale.



The travels of Caledon, Steelhead, and the finer cities of my own Republic have since persuaded me that not all, or even most, "soiled doves" are in any way hideous or haggardly; but this untrue impression was first imparted to me by my sight inside this saloon! I could aver that one was merely a bison in a pinnafore, had it not addressed me in cloying terms, bidding my company! I beat a wise and hasty retreat.




Feeling somewhat nauseous, thinking my eyesight confounded by the ardous ride west (scarce not believing the apparitions in the Saloon) I wandered the town for a Doctor of medicine, through whose tonics my senses could be restored. Finding this office up a flight nearby, I knocked upon the door.



The office was empty. Vials and preperations were strewn about. Later I learned that yellow fever had swept this town, and, the physic being called to this place and that, he was seldom at office. Perhaps it is through the want of contact with townspeople, moreover those of the lower sort, that I was fortunate enough to avoid it's contraction; for which grace I am truly thankful. I turned from the office of the Wall Druggist to seek my shelter.



With ailment fading, and health restoring, I sought out the Mayoral seat, seeking news of some nearby household that might accept a lodger.



The Mayor was a cheery and helpful sort, and asked for news from Illinois, where had in origin come out of. He guided me to his own seat as I gave what news and accounts as I could recall that might interest him. He seemed pleased, and commended to me a Norwegian homestead nearby that might give room for the few days I would spend here. Thanking him heartily, I set out to seek this house.



The home was a finely constructed house, with, I thought, ample room. It was owned by a railroad agent whose local and federal commissions, land titles and deeds permitted a great house to be raised on this forsaken prairie land. My Host greeted my kindly and offered room and board for a most agreeably small fee.




The smell of Coffee and Bacon greeted me, and that of sweet pies baking. I accepted a cool draught of Cider before retiring to a much needed nap.



At ease, I finally kicked of my shoes as the nights of sleeping on bullrushes and paddocks, with but my Hudson Blankets to keep me warm, were exchanged for a night of peaceful rest in goosedown and linen. Tommorow shall come, the gold-filled hills await me, but tonight, I take my comfort.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

The Village Green Perversation Society

Such a long journey! I tired as I neared Caledon, and, as I approached from the south, decided to fortify myself at the Loch Avie Public House. I had forgotten how lovely the Caledon sunrise is!



I raised a glass to the absent hostess and pondered what I would find in Victoria City; if all was intact, or if the damage of recent attack I had read of in the local notices would include the fine properties of my close friends.



Resting in the public house, I nursed a fine Single Malt as I warmed myself for the rest of the morning ride. A local militia man, a Mr. Churchill came in and chatted, but refused a drink, hard at hunt for the now notorius Mr. Hotspur. Soon after he left I made my way out too.




I bade the charming glens and rises of Loch Avie adieu as I turned North, to Victoria City.




As I travelled the roads of Victoria City, I noted little damage, save for some rubble and blast marks. I saw no casualties, no guard and marvelled that the streets were so empty, even at this early hour. I wondered if an evacuation had been ordered, but saw no notice of one; nor did I detect any sounds of a current battle from afar.




I turned North to the Stronghold of Bardhaven, expecting it to be invested or otherwise watched, as he is under some suspicion in these incidents; but his manse was whole and unguarded. I looked in vain for Miss Kelley, who, being often unruly, is oft found running about at this hour, but saw no sign. The smell of maple syrup came across the breeze, as Caledon awoke to the massive breakfasts common in these isles. One more stop...



Davaar was whole and safe from harm. I thought it too early yet to call upon Sir Edward or Miss Christine, to console for his wounds, or congratulate for the happy news of their engagement (which I had learned of through the notices in the public house), leaving this for later.



In all, Caledon seems intact, and with the Kaisarain escaped, there seemed hope for peace; but can Caledon forgive such an attack on it's own soil? I think it unlikely. I have decided to return to my ancestral home here, Abeldown, to be ready to be serve where I might. My luggage will follow after, but I'm off to Kittywickshire to get the old Manor in order.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Dashing (for Caledon)

Shock and surprise! I devoured any and all news of this Caledon incident, reading in the week-old papers of the ball abduction of the Kaiserienne, the threats of the Neualtenburg government, and of Bardhaven's request for terms. So many friends and associates in danger! I immediately decided to journey to Caledon and lend what aid where I could. I was joyful when I found several ships of passage in the port, and went about arranging my journey.

Unfortunately, I found no direct passage to Caledon, but elected for a circuitous route, hiring a sloop to Montevideo, with promise of a schooner to Dakkar, steamer to Casablanca, fast yacht to Cornwall, from where I would ride or travel by coach.

All the while the thought of danger to my many Friends in Caledon weighed on my mind, spurning me to travel faster. From each post I sent letters, knowing I may beat them to their destinations, but wishing to explain my concern, and intent to arrive, if I should not appear safely.


The Port of Stanley



The bayside of Montevideo



Pseudo-Incognito in Dakkar



Steaming up the African coast.



Sunset in Casablanca.



The Swift Yacht to Britain.



Landfall in Cornwall.



Throught the Emerald Valley, Caledon bound.


The distance grows smaller by moment, soon I shall be in Caledon :)

Saturday, May 5, 2007

The Perilous Peaks of Patagonia

Several days have passed as I drifted north-easterly. I have spent this time experimenting with the baloon's mechanisms and have become somewhat adept at its control. The weather has been quite co-operative, just some small squalls that I was able to avoid by varying altitude. Finally schoals appeared beneath, and some minor islands announcing the approach to Tierra del Fuego and the southernmost reaches of the southern continent. As I sped along, the mountains and steep hills of Patagonia loomed on either side.



It was reassuring to see the green fields and increasing trees below me as I wended between peaks, carried by the drift and deflection of winds from these tall hills. I could only trust to providence in some cases, coming within an alarming closeness to some rocky ridges as I passed.



The green vales below were deceptive, as I knew they only held unsustaining scrub, so I resisted all temptation to land, holding out for signs of habitation, and hopes of a speedy rescue. This was a gamble, I felt; but one worthwhile, as tired as I was of my journeys alone.



After several hours a welcome view greeted my eyes- that of the Atlantic, and the eastern side of the Horn. It was a glorious sight as I perceived the end of these threatening peaks.



I spied a fort below, and hoped not to be seen, for I did not know if this would be a National or a pirate stronghold, but the drift held other ideas and brought me closer toward it.




Luckily the fortification seemed deserted and my flight continued uninterrupted. This was the fort near Mt. Innocence, I later found, abandoned by Spanish and later Argentine troops. Onward I went, northeasterly, out to the Atlantic now.



A day's drift later I passed some tall deserted mountain isles, then my heart jumped and I let out a "Hurrah!" for my bearings had proved true, and ahead laid before me my destination, the Falkland Islands.



The Falklands looked so welcoming- the British were here, having defeated the Argentine nation in an invasion here nigh on 20-some years ago.. 1833 I believe, and had evicted the Costa del Malvinas residents to complete their conquest (some might say it was a re-occupation, the discovery and ownership has long been disputed.)



The Falkland offered the port city of Stanley (ne Puerto Margeurita) and many of the comforts of British rule, so I looked forward to a good Beef Wellington, Yorkshire Pudding, and Oxtail Soup at the inn, being somewhat sick of salted fish. Later,I would seek out a ticket and relax during the long passage back to Steelhead.




I touched down gently in a town lea, my baloon drawing surprisingly little attention.



I lept from the craft, relieved at the feel at grass and rich soil under my feet once again.



With a sigh of thankfullness, I surveyed the town. Next- a cup of joe and a copy of the Caledon Times. My one-week sojourn had lasted nearly four. I wonder if anything of import has happened in Caledon in the last month?